Monday, 31 December 2007

A Math Romance

A Math Romance

They integrated from the very point of origin. Her curves were continuous, and even though he was odd, he was a real number. The day their lines first intersected, they became an ordered pair. From then on it was a continuous function. They were both in their prime, so in next to no time they were horizontal and parallel. She was awed by the magnitude of his perpendicular line, and he was amazed by her conical projections. "Bisect my angle!" she postulated each time she reached her local maximum. He taught her the chain rule as she implicitly defined the amplitude of his simple harmonic motion. They underwent multiple rotations of their axes, until at last they reached the vertex, the critical point, their finite limit. After that they slept like logs. Later she found him taking a right-handed limit, that was a problem, because it was an improper form. He meanwhile had realized that she was irrational, not to mention square. She approached her ex, so they diverged.


Note:I have no copy or paste right over this story......Aj
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hanx 4 patience

5 comments:

  1. The intermediate but temporary intervention and integration of fluid mechanics with mathematics and the subsequent definition of an altogether new function was left undiscussed leaving the reader clueless about this phenomenal event that has puzzled mathematicians since time immemorial. Often this has been controversially attributed to explanations that involve heavenly (strictly non mathematical)terminologies. This has led to a broad but valid classification of truth seekers into mathematicians and non mathematicians. Time has found that both classes make sense occasionally but the territories that have been charted out in a 'sense' making fashion is still minuscule. The ocean is still deep and truth seekers should realize that they have only started their journey before they spend time engaging themselves wastefully on meaningless counter criticisms.

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  2. Oh...did I forget to mention that I was taking a break from studying Analog Communication? I think not..

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