Showing posts with label rage. Show all posts
Showing posts with label rage. Show all posts

Tuesday, 26 June 2007

Streetfighters

(Disclaimer:The names and dialogues are fictitious, any resemblance with anybody dead or alive is purely a coincidence.)

The land is famous, rather infamous, for its notorious custodians. Many a criminal were born and have flourished in these cursed lands. Not a man to question….

Ever since the discovery of these lands it has been occupied by the nomads; very wretched, very ugly and very very savage. No compassion;no mercy. They have remained the badly-behaved all there lives. None of the elite cared about them and never gave a f**k about these barbaric nutcases. But the land with lantern-lit streets ,wide open spaces and highly rich vegetation has always eluded the notorious from lands across the great river. Great struggles for power and the iniquities of its heirs left scars on the land never to be healed .Warriors slain grossly and the survivors left to lead a tyrannical life .

During the early decades, The Triftinserian dynasty had ruled these dreaded lands, but in a bloody coup Mridaanians, from across the great river, took over. For years now the old lords, subdued and cast-off, with great vengeance in their hearts, have been plotting conspiracies against the Mridaanian Lords. There was scent of rebellion in the air. And soon it happened.....(From the books of the ancients,at the time of the great rebellion good ole Lord Tigent Alexandrious was in charge of the Mrindaanians' army and his counterpart in the Triftinserian side was young Sergeant Micrem Julios.)

The rebellion….

Lord Tigent Alexandriuos (eyes burning with fire): How dare you enter my territory???

Sergeant Micrem Julios (determination in his shining eyes): Its time for you and your people to leave this place, you black-nosed numskull. Its time for ‘the revival’.

Tigent: Oh! You wanna be the king don't cha?? You nose-licking weirdo….

Micrem: Show me your might you saggy-eared scumbag….

Tigent: Enough is enough….Now get your ass outta here you bloody “I-don’t-respect-age” rascal…

(Alas… the cry had no ear to go into…)

ATTACK!!!!!

Tigent (screaming): Slay these morons into pieces……

Micrem (screaming back):Don’t leave any son of a b***h with their heads , even their mammas shouldn't recognize them...........

Tigent: Mrindaanians chargeeeeeeeeeeeeee……….

Micrem: Triftinserians chargeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee………..

( I donno how they managed to shout those tongue twisters... ;-) )

Soldiers lashed and slashed and gashed at each other. With great power and vigor they fought and ripped each other apart. In the end the weaker Triftinserians were defeated and its army men left dead and buried. The revolt has been suppressed and the rebel leader made to flee with a leg and the tongue separated from the main body.

Phew….This almost describes what happened in front of ma house today. The stray dogs in my area had formed a community of sorts and wouldn't tolerate any intrusion .The great river mentioned is the canal near ma house. Damn those nitwits....some bark they have, atleast a 100db loud..Huh!! my siesta and precious cyber space, both ruined.

Monday, 11 June 2007

Return of the KUE

Exam time's here, and i feel like a bride awaiting her doom in the hands of not so well to do mother-in-law (I should seriously think of cutting down on all those mallu mega-serials). Every time i reach this time, there's only one thought in my mind.. wish i had one more day. I often wonder about the futility of the whole idea called exam. Is it a measure of brain power, copying skills or still worse, our mugging up ability. Otherwise, how could i hope to pass a maths exam, i repeat maths exam by just having a look at the past question papers and examples in text (those are the ones that are repeatedly asked). I hope my outrage at this atrocity would not change kerala university's plans, coz if it does, skoo would be the only word in my dictionary for the next 14 days.
Signing off, sureshan, royson and nazarudeen.

KUE: pronounced koo-ee; acronym for Kerala University Exams

3 days later..
A NEW HOPE

How would you feel when you are sitting on the electric chair and gets news that power's gone? That's exactly what KU is doing now. We are told about an exam being postponed two days before it is supposed to happen. The news is not yet confirmed, but my brain has gone into economy drive and I'm sure that not much progress would be made in the act of deciphering what Roody and Coolen wrote. Well what more to write.. The graph of creativity of mind goes up during the study holidays (study leave in nerd language), reaches a peak right before the exams and then takes a plunge. So I've reached that rock bottom and is swimming around licking up the waste like a catfish.
The song's playin' in the background..
Sail away, It's time to leave
Rainy days, I'll hoist the kiel
Fade away, Try not calling my name
You will stay, I'll sail away...

Friday, 25 May 2007

Loser

Ok.....
Today the entrance results came and it so happens that my brother had also taken the exam.For the last few days i believe he might have been something like "living on the edge",anxious and apprehensive as anyone in his situation would be,its his life thats hanging in the balance(that might be a little exaggeration but i take the liberty as its my blog).
The real shock comes when you realize what you get far beyond what you had anticipated(as you might have guessed thats the case with my brother).So when i came to know of his result i made a small script of what he might be thinking in his mind.Thats what inspired me into writing this blog.
I thought his first reaction would be"what a f**king loser i'm,damn.."(as is obvious).
The word loser struck me and i thought "hey, who is the loser anyways??hmmmm".......
So, as is customary among the very intellectual,i thought of a possible definition or definitions.
The first thing i did was wiki the word and i came up with this "

Loser or Losers may refer to:

".
This doesn't look good, so next try was the dictionary and it said"blah blah",you find it for yourself.
Dissatisfied and totally feeling a loser,i thought "hey, i can do better ".And so i gave a new definition which is as follows :
(1)A loser is a person who is either finds his activities not satisfactory.
(2)A person who the society thinks cant do anything properly however satisfied he might be with himself.
If you want more refer the dictionary!!!!
Every time i think of any topic i always feel Einstiens words were correct "EVERYTHING IS RELATIVE".As a matter of fact, his theory has not been contradicted yet,I believe.
So is it just the psychology of the society, that we live in, makes someone a loser or is the built of the whole structure called humanity thats forcing us to follow its axioms.
Anyways don't you feel its high time since the whole system has undergone a reshuffle and rearrangement,its not fair to judge someone a loser with just a common test or something..is it?
Everybody is unique in their own ways and none can be written off.
I believe "Every dog has a day and then he will be a dog no more".