director(to himself): all my money is running out. ill have to direct another movie.
director(wandering through streets of Hollywood): script vikkanundo script.
passerby: orannam undu
director:vattu ideas undo?
director:indiakkaareyo germankkaareyo russiakkaareyo kaliyakkundo?
director: ill take it fo 1.5 dollars
director(to himself): now i have to find the richest man around for a producer.
director(to rich man): this is my dream movie. it will get minimum 5 oscars and a 100 million in revenue. you should have the honour of producing it.
the richest man turned producer (RMTP):but wont it cost much?
director:50 million dollars
RMTP: Atreye ullo? inna pidicho
director(to himself): now i have to find some actors
director(to agent): thunyillathe abhinayikkan samadamulla 2 nadanmaarum 4 nadimaarum
agent:adutha aazhcha ready aakum.
director(to passerby): aliya onnu help cheyyumo? ee camera onnu pidichu tharaamo?
After 4 weeks:
editor(to director): ithu enthoonu kaanichu vachirikkuvaa. onnum manasilaakunillallo
director: enne aaro vilikkunnu. vaykittu varaam.(leaves)
after half an hour
editor: eethaayaalum njaan vataayi!!! ini kaanunavareeyum koodi vataakki kalayaam.
ethu frontil pookate........
ithu backil varate. .....(goes on for some time)
(Atlast relieved)theernnu(but fate wasn't kind enough)
ayyo ethevidunnu vannu...(seeing a clip that he missed)
athu idakkevideyenkillum kidakkate.
editor(to director):cinema ready.
after a few weeks:
director to interviewer:when i was a child i had an unfortunate accident. i was in hospital for nearly a month. during that time i used to think a lot. i thought about a sufferings the sick people have to face. On that day i swore that ill make a movie about it. I had it in my mind for all these years.
interviewer: sir......eh.....but there is no hospital in the movie......
director: Are you retarded. i am not talking literal, yaar. it is all figurative. there is a patient inside all of us who longs for love and care. the movie brings out that aspect of human psyche.
interviewer:oh.THE greatest movie of the year.
viewer2: cool man!!
viewer1: the story line was superb
viewer2:ya. Passerby is the greatest scriptwriter
viewer1:i want to see all the movies he wrote
viewer2: did u notice the editing?
viewer1:of course. who could miss it? the swing between past and present. is he a human??
viewer2:director and producer was
i am tired. hope you don't want me to continue.