Monday, 15 September 2008

HOTC Ch 5: Step Back to Ponder

I've lost count of how many times I've thought whether it's time I should put this chapter down in HOTC. I've often pondered whether 'some' happenings in S5 was a step back in our college career. But no, they were indeed the times we stepped back to ponder, to be better.

We shifted (college policy) into a new class, but this time around none of us were happy. The class is a wildlife sanctuary - no I'm not talkin about us. During our stay in it, we must've atleast seen 3 generations of Pravukal. Any love for pravu would be over after a year in it. They made nests in the roof ventilators, trained the little ones proffessionally over the ceiling fans and shit (pardon me for offensive language) on our already cramped benches. Nice situation to be in when you're bored by lectures and pondering whether anything's coming your way from the sky. Not much problem afterall, cuz we spent more hours outside than inside. :-D.

Moving onto the other species in the class: We made the most of what we had, sat on benches, jumped over them to move about and concentrated more on..not studies. Maveli arrived early in CET as usual (the real one, not our staff advisor). That years onam celebration didn't have the verve of previous year. Many had gone home and hence participation was less. That didn't dampen the spirits and we had a nice time walking around for onakazhchakal.

As soon as college resumed after onam vacation, planning started for next tour. All of us were really pumped up reminiscing the superb tour we had the year before. But from the beginning the tour was doomed. Two opposing parties came up vouching for the right to conduct the tour. Cold wars came up as both sides refused to let go. Uncertainty continued right up to two days before the tour and finally one side conditionally ceded.

Thus we started off on a tour crisscrossing South India. First to pondicherry, then Bangalore, Mysore, Goa and back to Trivandrum. The atmosphere was kinda subdued on the first night of journey. Pondicherry is a nice place and we had fun at the beach. But the accomodation left much to be debated, especially for gals. That was put up in discussion and discussions about such things during tour is not a good sign. As a group, we had fun throughout the tour. But elsewhere, things didn't improve going onto next place. Efforts were put into force and the tour seemed to be moving for the better. But the final few days proved otherwise. Controversies that would not be forgotten in our college life, that too involving some of my best friends.. I'd better stop at that.

It took a while for the atmosphere to calm down. We didn't have much time 'cuz Shaastra was coming up and this year we were determined to participate in the robotics event. The robo event we took up was Get a Grip. During the first few days of preparation, we understood that we'd hugely underestimated the magnitude of the problem. Finally after reading the problem statement properly, we got off to work on the robo. Aluminium sheets framed our days and dreams during night. Measurements went awry time after time. The whole thing was built and rebuilt and redesigned and rebuilt. I concentrated a huge amount of my time on a circuit which wasn't used ultimately. Few days and sleepless nights later, our robo was still incomplete [did i mention we had stuff and plan to build 2 robos?] - without even proper motors - before departing to IITM.

The Shaastra days still remains some of the most enjoyable days I've had. ur job on the bot wasn't over even after reaching IITM. The final touch took the whole night before the event. I was put in charge of controlling the bot and to my surprise it went smoothly. But tragedy struck in the form of our slightest misjudgement. The blocks we'd to load and unload got stuck onto the foam tape we attached on our gripping mechanism. We took the anticlimax in our stride and enjoyed the next few days to the fullest... Spencer Plaza, Tiffany's, CCD, chatting on hostel roof after 2 am, Ah I can't wait to go for next Shaastra.

We returned back to the boredom of classes and shut down our grey matters for the next few weeks. That year some of us went for IFFK - awesome movies. University exam came unanounced as usual and I don't remember having christmas celebrations. There was nothing much to do in class other than making fancy hairdos and waiting for the KU to postpone exams enough number times so that they get to schedule it right before the biggest hollywood release of the year.

-JFx


Coming up: Ch 6 - Of Nothing Much At All..

Monday, 25 August 2008

Super Dream Inc (::) on Campus

Welcome to the Ppt..ee..
I welcome..e.. our dream company..ee...
Now i BLAH BLAH BLAH...
Thank you!!

Super Dream Inc (::)
...giving wings to future....

Product Portfolio


1.The Ultimate Solar cell
..TUSc(::)

TUSc should convert solar energy into stable-recoverable electrical energy which can be stored.It is supposed to produce hydrogen and oxygen directly from water, which allows the storage of energy for later use. This trapped energy can later be recovered by using a fuel cell. Or the hydrogen fuelled vehicles can be run on the hydrogen produced in this way. TUSc is fitted on the top of the homes covering the entire roof so that it produces entire energy for the home and also for the hydrogen fuelled or fuel celled vehicles of the home owners. Since roof area is directly proportional to the power requirement and no. of vehicles in the home, that works well.
Inspiration:In one hour, enough sunlight strikes the Earth to provide the entire planet's energy needs for one year.
Challenges
1.Finding a cheap catalyst to produce hydrogen and oxygen.
2.Developing low cost and efficient fuel cells.
FAQs
1.Why H2 and O2?
Because is H2 the fuel of the universe. The cleanest fuel ever, producing water on burning, that too clean water.It can be used directly in fuel cells to produce electricity and also in vehicles.
2.Where will you get the water from?
TUSc can work even in salty sea water and you can see a a situation where u supply raw sea water directly to home and they get energy and drinking water from it using TUSc..Possibilities are infinite..

2.THE Hydrogen Engine..THe(::)
Engines which work on hydrogen and can produce up to 10000hp so that they can be used even with jet planes.There are two variants of this version.
1.One in which hydrogen replaces gasoline in IC engines.
2.Fuel cell version.
So vehicles don't need exhaust pipes in future.The advantage of fuel cell type is that they can get energy both as hydrogen and also as electricity which makes it so convenient to refill.
Challenges
1. Controlled combustion of hydrogen
2.Equipment for producing H2 like TUSc
3.Overcoming pressure from Oil Cos.
FAQ
1.Why not the electric engine?
The efficient and mass storage of electric energy in batteries is costly and the cycle is lossy. Also THe may utilise some of the already developed IC engine related technologies like Turbo,Common Rail Injection etc..

3.The REPrinter..TREp(::)
TREp can do all an ordinary all-in-one full fledged color printer can do. But the difference comes from the fact that you never have to refill its cartridge and it can reprint a new document in an already printed paper like a new paper. It extracts ink from the old printed paper thereby erasing the paper and stores it int the cartridge. So if the cat ridge is running low feed in some old printed papers. If you need to print a new document and have unnecessary old printed papers just feed in those papers and get new document. What more you need?,Saving on both paper and cartridges. Now imagine reading those ebooks by printing in TREp. It takes 0.3 seconds to erase a A4 size page and 0.1 seconds to print one A4 size page. Save those bamboos for the pandas.
Challenges
1.Developing the ink extraction technology.
FAQ
1.When will TREp be available on Market?
When Super Dream Inc(::) decides to do so.
2.How much will it cost?
The value of one share of Super Dream Inc(::) at Dow Jones Stock market.

and much more coming soon...visit www.superdreaminc.com

Compensation and Benefits
CTC:Best in the industry.
A world where energy is free..
A world where global warming is not on news..
Paternity leave of 1 year up to 5 children.

Location
Not decided..

Criteria
Willingness to accept defeat.

Thank You..Any Questions?
(::)

Friday, 18 July 2008

7536

The usual study leave day began with plans to kidnap KU Vice Chancellor. Have to check the newspaper find out if someone has done it before me. Ah! The Dark Knight's releasing today after all. Change of plans.

10:30 - I'm waiting in the veranda ruing the moment I donated my umbrella to protect our priced mini project.

Rain said "What a great morning to fall. I haven't been kind to God's own Country these days."
"Hey wait a moment. I've to reach Dhanya", said I.
Rain enquired "Who's she?"

I didn't wait to answer. Half drenched, I reached the bus stop. Along came my vehicle to pick me up. Still going strong at over 10 years of service, she led me right in to the middle of town. Time was running out, so I caught an autorickshaw to theatre. I ran out of it but felt something amiss. People around me weren't having the same enthusiasm rushing inside. It didn't take much to find out the reason from my friends waiting in line. The reel hadn't reached there yet. We waited another hour for the reel to arrive. The movie rocked - pretty much the only nice thing can remember today.

After being blown away by batman and joker, we got out of the theatre and inquisitivo bid adieu. Iceman invited me to his house. While I was pondering over it, Rain decided to say "good afternoon". I said "Not this time buddy, I've got Iceman here with an umbrella and I'm off to his house". 4 hours and 100 pages# later, I was on my way back. I climbed on the first step of my travel back home, when the fact that empty wallets get thrown out struck me. I got down from the bus and called Iceman back into action. While waiting in the bus stop for Iceman to arrive, a lorry stopped by asking directions. As usual, they went away more confused after my explanation. Then came along a stranger from palakkad. He'd come to secretariat for some work. He started off a conversation with me. He seemed a perfectly alright person (about 60), but due to the fact that no one's to be trusted in today's world, i cut the conversation short when it got to personal details. Left me feeling how much self centred we are. There must have been days when chatting with strangers was natural, and he seemed to come from such a land. He also said something about writing snippets in newspapers. Hope I don't get into Page 3 tomorrow.

Iceman lend me the cash I needed for travel and went back. That's when someone decided to say "Hi" again. He fell, no one stopped him this time. He wasn't happy that I didn't introduce him to Dhanya either. I gave up. There are some days that are yours and yours alone. This is one among them.

#of Proakis - Don't know who he is? neither do I.

And if somebody's wondering what the title is, that is the number of days I've been on this planet, assuming I wasn't brought from Krypton when I was still a baby.